1. Manthou Artdust

    It’s Apollo Creed’s dad!

  2. Deacon Jones

    Simple setup. One-day operation. We pick up their trail at the chopper, run ‘em down, grab those hostages and bounce back across the border before anybody knows we were there.

  3. Colin Powell is looking pimp-o-rific.

  4. adolf hitler

    baby, you got a stew goin.

  5. ingress

    Where’s Tobias Funke?

  6. DeucePickle

    What’s the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

  7. Carl is so old now that he’s forgotten he was never actually a boxer.

  8. MrsWrong

    fast and loose…fast and LOOSE!

  9. JWellingtonWimpy

    You don’t want that fist coming for you!

  10. RHawk

    Did the invitation say, “Must be washed up and wearing a stupid hat?”

  11. A public reminder as to why some people really are better off with their moustaches.

  12. Trogdor

    Please return your mustache to its fully upright and seated position.

  13. timmy the dying boy

    I honestly thought he was dead. Really dead, not just looking it.

    • TomFrank

      You’re probably thinking of Paul Winfield…who he eerily resembles now that he’s shaved his mustache off.

      Thank you for playing another round of, If This Guy Isn’t Dead, Which Other Black Celebrity Am I Thinking Of?

  14. Oprah’s back to her fighting trim form!

  15. Not pictured: work.

  16. Codot

    Somebody get this man a moustache and a job.

  17. vlad

    If I find the fool who stole my ‘stache, I’m gonna’ stick my pretend boxer’s fist up their behinds!

  18. monkeyboy

    Man.. Tyler Perry can just make himself look like anybody…. He’s amazing

  19. Any Guy

    didn’t this dude steal the U.S.S. Reliant and try to kill Captain Kirk?

  20. TomFrank

    And it was ADMIRAL Kirk!

    • vlad

      Admiral? Admiral!…Admiral Kirk never told you how he sent seventy of us into exile in this barren sand heap with only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us?

  21. “Esther, I could stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies!”

  22. The way of rough

    First Mr T. now Action Jackson? Dont care if the FBI’s sees this but im putting out a hit on Father Time.

  23. Ismoss

    the superficial’s token black guy.

  24. fartbucket

    ETA on the Action Jackson reboot in 5… 4…

  25. Squishy

    Who??

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