It’s Apollo Creed’s dad!
Simple setup. One-day operation. We pick up their trail at the chopper, run ‘em down, grab those hostages and bounce back across the border before anybody knows we were there.
“Do I haff time to fathah a luff child first?”
Colin Powell is looking pimp-o-rific.
baby, you got a stew goin.
+1 to the AD fan.
are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over – an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
+100 for AD
He actually got bumped from this event. Apparently, they give you $300 if you get bumped. It’s this crazy loophole in the system that the wrong guy discovered. Guess where he won’t be gambling.
Where’s Tobias Funke?
What’s the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
Carl is so old now that he’s forgotten he was never actually a boxer.
fast and loose…fast and LOOSE!
You don’t want that fist coming for you!
Did the invitation say, “Must be washed up and wearing a stupid hat?”
How do you like your ribs?
A public reminder as to why some people really are better off with their moustaches.
Please return your mustache to its fully upright and seated position.
I honestly thought he was dead. Really dead, not just looking it.
You’re probably thinking of Paul Winfield…who he eerily resembles now that he’s shaved his mustache off.
Thank you for playing another round of, If This Guy Isn’t Dead, Which Other Black Celebrity Am I Thinking Of?
Oprah’s back to her fighting trim form!
Not pictured: work.
Somebody get this man a moustache and a job.
If I find the fool who stole my ‘stache, I’m gonna’ stick my pretend boxer’s fist up their behinds!
Man.. Tyler Perry can just make himself look like anybody…. He’s amazing
didn’t this dude steal the U.S.S. Reliant and try to kill Captain Kirk?
That was also Paul Winfield (see comment above).
And it was ADMIRAL Kirk!
Admiral? Admiral!…Admiral Kirk never told you how he sent seventy of us into exile in this barren sand heap with only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us?
“Esther, I could stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies!”
First Mr T. now Action Jackson? Dont care if the FBI’s sees this but im putting out a hit on Father Time.
the superficial’s token black guy.
ETA on the Action Jackson reboot in 5… 4…
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