So it’s come to this has it, Geri?
Flashing your panties for a spot as a contestant on the X-Factor?
She’s a shoo-in to win this competition with her spot-on recreation of the interrogation scene in “Basic Instinct”.
Hold on, hold on a minute! Does she even have panties on? Or did her labia just munch those things up? Seriously guys look. I think I see pubical stubble. Ew. No! Why?!
Yes, I did see it. I used the zoom thingee and my eyes are bleeding.
They just look like blue panties to me. Maybe that’s stubble, maybe it’s just cellulite—I can’t tell if it’s poor camera resolution, or if I’m just sleepy after the Kelly Brook Final Five.
I know, it’s hard to look at but I can’t stop studying it. Like a murder scene.
Waiter, there’s a hair in my cottage cheese.
Moooommmmm, get off the car! You’re EMBARRASSING me!
Have you got the X Factor? Or put it another way, ever tried to take a picture of how a fart sounds through a bullhorn?
Right up in here! That’s where you put it Gov’nah!
And so began what would forever be known as the great bullhorn-former Spice Girl toot off.
“Ms. Haliwell, I have to run to the restroom. You wouldn’t happen to know where I can stick my bullhorn so nobody will steal it, would you?”
Why is everybody taking a picture of the guy with the bullhorn ?
looks better now than she did in the spice girls.
Eww, I zoomed in, gross. Pretty dress though!
DO NOT USE THE ZOOM FEATURE!!!!!!! Owwwwww…..my eyes!!!!!!!!!! They burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
A little Gold Bond will clear that up.
OMFG! Cover that shit the fuck up!
Old vage, old thighs, old ass panties…. Are you kidding me!
39 is not old you dumb fuck.
I’m sorry, Geri. Since I don’t drink anymore, I don’t find you particularly attractive. Silver lining: You’re not ugly either.
“M’am, I worked with Christie Brinkley, I knew Christie Brinkley. Christie Brinkley was a friend of mine. M’am, you’re no Christie Brinkley.”
This will be my screen saver for a week!!!
Hope the limo company has plenty of Turtle Wax (Now With Valtrex!!) on hand…
Geri Halliwell > Britney Spears
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