1. mamamiasweetpeaches

    He looks terrible. And will he get that ridiculous friggin RAG off his head already???

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Does he actually have to speak before they give him his $25 appearance fee?

  3. Johnny P!

    And then…
    they asked a question.

  4. EricLr

    Liitle rude to show up to a diversity exposition in blackface.

  5. “Wait, you’re seriously a fan of my music???”

  6. Short FB!

    Burnt cork

  7. If you look at that thing on his head as blood-stained bandages, then it all begins to make sense.

  8. “I had sex with Miley’s mom?”

  9. No, no, no… that’s Tan Mom.

  10. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    “Actually I prefer Uncle Jemima now”

  11. Contusion

    Every rose has it’s…uh…shit…uh…damn, it’s the only thing I know. Uh. THORN! Yeah, THORN. Every rose has it’s thorn. Whew.

  12. Poor man's picasso

    I said DiaBEETus!

  13. Looks like somebody will be late for tribal council

  14. “The guy behind me said the mic looks like his what now?”

  15. Bonky

    “Yes, every rose does have it’s thorn. Why the fuck do people keep asking me this question ? I mean it’s been more than 20 years and you people keep asking me. I would like to get past that, please just stop.”

    • bob

      hahaha you gotta be fucking kidding me that he wants to get past that. its all he’s got and he will milk that shit to his grave

  16. Every rose has it’s bandana.

  17. I’m pretty sure the entire world knows he’s bald under that ridiculous thing on his head.

  18. disillusionisreal

    “You mean there’s GAY people here?!?”

  19. Pewpsock

    “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”

  20. Suddenly, Geri Halliwell’s snatch don’t look so bad, does it?

  21. Snake

    Jesus. From the tumbnail I thought this was that burned up soldier that won Dancing With the Stars.

  22. I was told there would be no math in the debate…

  23. “I’m telling you, I left the middle part of my head around here somewhere and there’s a $100 reward for whoever finds it.”

  24. neo_v

    “what am I thinking?!”

  25. “What d’you mean my head is bleeding? My head is bleeding??”

  26. Flower

    Is that the same bandanna he was wearing when the drop hit him in the head?l

  27. 112

    We will forever wonder why him and Axl keep covering their heads up. Their Ted Danson day will come when they don’t expect it!

  28. KC

    And now he knows why bandanas do not make a suitable replacement for Depends.

  29. mbcl

    “B…a..n..d..a..n..a t..o..o t..i..g..h..t c..a..n..t t…h..i..n..k”

  30. fuckface

    BRRRRRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSS!!!!!

  31. Bane

    Drama queen.

  32. The Mahārāja of Douchebags

  33. Kitty

    after seeing Geri Halliwell on the car…

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