He looks terrible. And will he get that ridiculous friggin RAG off his head already???
And expose his Kojak?
No can do…takes the rag off- the hair is stitched into it. Bald as the dickens.
Does he actually have to speak before they give him his $25 appearance fee?
they asked a question.
Liitle rude to show up to a diversity exposition in blackface.
“Wait, you’re seriously a fan of my music???”
If you look at that thing on his head as blood-stained bandages, then it all begins to make sense.
“I had sex with Miley’s mom?”
No, no, no… that’s Tan Mom.
“Actually I prefer Uncle Jemima now”
Every rose has it’s…uh…shit…uh…damn, it’s the only thing I know. Uh. THORN! Yeah, THORN. Every rose has it’s thorn. Whew.
I said DiaBEETus!
Looks like somebody will be late for tribal council
“The guy behind me said the mic looks like his what now?”
“Yes, every rose does have it’s thorn. Why the fuck do people keep asking me this question ? I mean it’s been more than 20 years and you people keep asking me. I would like to get past that, please just stop.”
hahaha you gotta be fucking kidding me that he wants to get past that. its all he’s got and he will milk that shit to his grave
Every rose has it’s bandana.
I’m pretty sure the entire world knows he’s bald under that ridiculous thing on his head.
after walking around with it on his head all day, how does he go home and not want to put a gun in his mouth?…
“You mean there’s GAY people here?!?”
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”
Suddenly, Geri Halliwell’s snatch don’t look so bad, does it?
Jesus. From the tumbnail I thought this was that burned up soldier that won Dancing With the Stars.
I was told there would be no math in the debate…
“I’m telling you, I left the middle part of my head around here somewhere and there’s a $100 reward for whoever finds it.”
“what am I thinking?!”
Something about a god damned rose.
“What d’you mean my head is bleeding? My head is bleeding??”
Is that the same bandanna he was wearing when the drop hit him in the head?l
We will forever wonder why him and Axl keep covering their heads up. Their Ted Danson day will come when they don’t expect it!
And now he knows why bandanas do not make a suitable replacement for Depends.
“B…a..n..d..a..n..a t..o..o t..i..g..h..t c..a..n..t t…h..i..n..k”
The Mahārāja of Douchebags
after seeing Geri Halliwell on the car…
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Bret Michaels at the 5th Annual Diversity Alliance Exposition and Networking Conference in New Jersey. (May 22, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN