Wow, the TSA agent who gave me a strip search and rectal exam looked just like Zac Efron.
Hey, wait a minute…
“No, sir. You may not take a picture of Mr Effron soliciting random men on the airplane terminal…”
Ma’am? You may want to leave the elevator at this point. The ride up is not going to be pretty…..
Where won’t this guy cruise ?
Stop me if you heard this one. Three gay guys and a stewardess walk into an elevator …
Does he think he’s in a fucking J Crew commercial?
Nope. Just travolta’s massage parlor.
“Oh, you liked my performance in High School Musical? Why, thank you! And you play basketball at your high school? That’s super! You’re such a nice young man. So, want to put my penis in your mouth while we wait for your flight to start boarding?”
Why is he the only one not facing the wall?
Because he is the only one without shame.
That woman could not leave the scene of an impending male orgy faster.
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Zac Efron at LAX. (May 22, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN