superficial

  1. EricLr

    It doesn’t help to scream about it. Just use stronger rope on the next one.

  2. Johnny P!

    Outpatients are allowed at airports on their day-passes?
    That’s new…

  3. Indigo Leopard

    It’s official. She found a man. No prowling woman would dress like this.

  4. Haddo01

    Teal sweatpants are not anyones friend, what was she thinking?

  5. The scarf makes her look like a hump back and the handle of the rolling baggage actually looks like a cane.

  6. Poor man's picasso

    There’s a homeless woman in my city that looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt, but now I’m thinking it may be the other way around.

  7. Well, that’s one way to avoid the security pat down.

  8. Bonky

    “Excuse me, but I had three wedding rings in my pocket before I walked through this thing and now they are gone.”

  9. K-Tron

    “Get out of my way! I need to get to Cannes. There are men there desperate enough to date Tara Reid.”

  10. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    “I like women!!!! Which man out there wants in on the action? C’mon, someone has to find it hot!!!!”

  11. lily

    looking old and worn out as usual

  12. Johnny

    “I just want a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand! Why do they keep running awaaaaaaaaay?”

  13. Minky Wail

    “Maybe I shouldn’t be telling this to a total stranger, but I just had labiaplasty and I’m not looking forward to this 6 hour flight.”

  14. disillusionisreal

    “Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

  15. She went full retard.

  16. “No, I really am me. My tits are packed in my luggage.”

  17. tlmck

    “But I AM famous you guys!”

  18. floyd

    You know what conceals a dumpy butt? Dumpy sweats.

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