1. Emma Watson's Vagina

    I wish I was joking. but if she climbed into my bed I would not kick her out. Oh YE GODS help me.

  2. You know your film sucks if you have to trot Tara Reid out for promotion.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    Nobody seems to notice she’s there. That ad for Dodge is more compelling and attractive.

  4. Are the black ribbons there to disguise where the marionette strings are attached?

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    When people are ignoring you because they’re waiting for the “real stars” like Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez, it’s time to go home and stay the fuck there.

  6. tlmck

    Could be hot if I did not know what was under that dress.

  7. disgusting. has the legs of a 60 year old

  8. “Was I in this movie?”

  9. The star of Sharknado. I’m not joking.

  10. Krazee Thug Nutz

    The only way you have sex with Tara Reid – “Fast and Furious”.

  11. Batu Khan

    I don’t get it. Is Fast & Furious a porn movie now where she did 6 guys fast or was security lacking at the premiere and she got in somehow?

  12. DeucePickle

    Fast? Yes
    Furious? Nope
    6? Yes

  13. Vlad

    *sniff* Hey, I didn’t order sardines on my pizza…oh, Tara Reid…nevermind

  14. Mojo rising

    Miss Reid, is that the dress you wore in the movie to play a construction barrier? The make up artist who made you look like squished road kill did a great job, but shouldn’t you wash that off pretty soon?

  15. journalschism

    In two years, she’ll be on a red carpet again. Only then, the “a-s-t” will be replaced by “u-c-k-i-n-g” and the “u-r-i-o-u-s” will be replaced with “a-n-s.” Hey, everyone loves a sequel.

  16. “I’m here because Fast & Furious 6 is the name I gave to my latest STD.”

  17. “Fast and Furious” describes her career trajectory perfectly.

  18. “Hi everybody. I’m here. Hello? Over here, guys. I need a ride to Compton. I’ll suck dick. Hello? Anybody got any vodka?”

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