I wish I was joking. but if she climbed into my bed I would not kick her out. Oh YE GODS help me.
You know your film sucks if you have to trot Tara Reid out for promotion.
Nobody seems to notice she’s there. That ad for Dodge is more compelling and attractive.
Are the black ribbons there to disguise where the marionette strings are attached?
Or to commemorate the death of her career?
When people are ignoring you because they’re waiting for the “real stars” like Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez, it’s time to go home and stay the fuck there.
Could be hot if I did not know what was under that dress.
disgusting. has the legs of a 60 year old
“Was I in this movie?”
The star of Sharknado. I’m not joking.
The sexual tension between her and Ian Ziering is almost palpable.
The only way you have sex with Tara Reid – “Fast and Furious”.
I don’t get it. Is Fast & Furious a porn movie now where she did 6 guys fast or was security lacking at the premiere and she got in somehow?
*sniff* Hey, I didn’t order sardines on my pizza…oh, Tara Reid…nevermind
Miss Reid, is that the dress you wore in the movie to play a construction barrier? The make up artist who made you look like squished road kill did a great job, but shouldn’t you wash that off pretty soon?
In two years, she’ll be on a red carpet again. Only then, the “a-s-t” will be replaced by “u-c-k-i-n-g” and the “u-r-i-o-u-s” will be replaced with “a-n-s.” Hey, everyone loves a sequel.
“I’m here because Fast & Furious 6 is the name I gave to my latest STD.”
“Fast and Furious” describes her career trajectory perfectly.
“Hi everybody. I’m here. Hello? Over here, guys. I need a ride to Compton. I’ll suck dick. Hello? Anybody got any vodka?”
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