superficial

  1. Emma Watson's Vagina

    nope. she is not on drugs or crazier than LiLo.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “‘Winged freak terrorizes!’ Wait’ll they get a load of me.”

  3. She just came… Good thing sperm blends in with the dress…

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Wait til they get a load of me.

  5. tlmck

    Doing her best Paz de la Huerta impression.

  6. See, this is what happens when she tries to smile…NOW will you be happy with her normal face?

  7. “So Michelle, how was Gina Carano in bed?”

  8. catapostrophe

    Not pictured: the toilet.

  9. “I live……… in a world…….. of shit……”

  10. John Riley

    I need a young priest, and an old priest…

  11. I’ll swallow your soul! I’ll swallow your soul!

  12. Wow, are they remaking the exorcist?

  13. journalschism

    This piece of shit actually had the balls to say “Mother Nature is striking back with a vengeance” about Oklahoma. No really, she actually had the balls.

  14. Did her dominant partner in the background just raise the speed on the vibrator she forced her to keep inside her for the entire premier?

  15. I’d be all over her like cheese on chili!

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