1. Cock Dr

    He looks more wrinkled than his pants…and that’s saying something.

  2. “Ladies, you have to lower the pants before you try to Lance Armstrong me.”

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Al Gore invented the internet.

    Bill Clinton invented self rising highwaters.

  4. It was sexy when Marilyn Monroe did it…this is just sad.

  5. Batu Khan

    I told you I don’t need a belt to hold up my pants. Just a few sexy interns and my dick will do the job.

  6. Is that a bottle on the table or a little glass man?

  7. If I didn’t know better, I would say that he had just hurriedly pulled up his pants from a crumpled heap around his ankles.

  8. “Why, yes, young lady, when I have a boner, my pants legs do get pulled way up my legs. Why do you ask?”

  9. meeps!

    And now we’ve seen his “O” face…

  10. journalschism

    Didn’t work for D-Wade. Ain’t working for Bill Clinton. Even if he is the first black president.

  11. “Standing on this big fan really cools down the ole balls!” “Can I just wait here a spell?”

  12. doritojoe

    The tailor simply didn’t have enough material left after finishing Chris Christie’s pants.

  13. SMB

    …yeah, ya’ll had nuthin’ …i was expecting better.

  14. “Did I do that?”

  15. A familiar post for Bill… waiting for his erection to subside.

  16. celebutard

    “Everything’s coming up Milhouse!”

  17. I like it when Presidents just go the fuck away.

  18. “Hey, BILL…you expecting a flood?”

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