1. Michael Douglass for Loreal.

  2. DeucePickle

    Catherine Zeta-Jones lets this see her naked every single day.
    Let that sink in.

  3. Deacon Jones

    “Hewwo, wife. Ah u feewing wess depwessed now dat your out of da cwinic?

  4. Johnny P!

    ‘Arvel Llangoghlen’ is the nickname Catherine Zeta-Jones gave to her multi-speed/gyrating/tongue-action-stimulating vibrator in honor of the strapping, fit young Welsh coal miner she gave up to marry Michael Douglas to live in various luxury homes and win n Oscar for Chicago.
    In related news, she has been given a ‘free pass’ from rehab while Michael is in Cannes promoting ‘Behind the Candelabra’.

  5. Batu Khan

    Do I look like my dad yet?… How about now?

  6. tlmck

    I am still next in line for Catherine after he croaks which appears to be imminent.

  7. Gary Busey at Cannes?

  8. Uh, oh…looks like somebody needs to rush into the attic and tend to his portrait!

  9. Um…guys come on. He’s pushing 70 and recovering from cancer. Cut him a break maybe?

  10. Krazee Thug Nutz

    That look says – “Yep, I’m still hiding her bi-polar medication.”

  11. joe

    Beating throat cancer made him cocky. Looks like he’s shooting for liver cancer, too.

  12. He’s having a ‘Weekend at Bernies’ moment.

  13. jenn

    Yep,the crazy bitch gets out soon. Someone hide all the knives!

  14. SMB

    …what’s this guy got; late on-set progeria? how the hell is he all of sudden the same age as his dad?

  15. He looks like someone wearing a loose fitting Kirk Douglas mask.

  16. DeucePickle

    Let’s all compare our lives to his and then kill ourselves

  17. Primitivefix06

    Is this Cetherine Zeta-Jones new Charley McCarthy doll?

  18. rican

    “Where the crazy women at?”

  19. “I’m Spartacus!”

  20. Vladimir

    You know what they say, “Once you go Matt, you never go back.”

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