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  1. Cock Dr

    It’s like she fell asleep in the tanning booth with an IV drip of gin.
    In that context it’s admirable that she’s even upright and garbed.

  2. Wonderful, she spawned an arm to hold a camera and document her drunkenness…

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Hey! Your music video SUCKS!”

  4. I think she’s very sexy. Not in a Victorias Secret model kind of way, but in a “could probably bang her in the family restroom on concourse C” kind of way.

  5. Johnny P!

    Spaz-de-la-Hurt-ya. build your shrines too this crazy shit now.
    Suggested offerings: Gin, vodka, oil (baby, olive, canola, car).
    Incense (anything that smells like a discount brothel in Marrakhesh
    circa 1591) and liniment for your wounds,

  6. tlmck

    She knows she’s about to walk into a wall right?

  7. “Please God, don’t let me get mistaken for a Kardashian, Please God, don’t let me get mistaken for a Kardashian, Please God, don’t let me get mistaken for a Kardashian, Please God, don’t let me get mistaken for a Kardashian, Please God, don’t let me get mistaken for a Kardashian, Please God, don’t let me get mistaken for a Kardashian…”

  8. Wait a minute, there’s no birthday party for me here! Hello, Mr. Hand.

  9. journalschism

    Looks like she was hit with a LAX stick.

  10. Oh please, keep your eyes wide open so you don’t walk into another big ugly stick.

  11. Is it greasy outside?

  12. Does her name translate as “hand of the rock eating Star Trek monster”?

  13. “You’re still a little rocky, Paz. Get back in your wheelchair.”

  14. Hank E. Ring

    This is the best picture I think I have ever seen of her.

  15. I don’t mean to be rude or anything, but Dear Christ, this woman is just fucking gross.

  16. “Fer fuck sake, give her fucking car keys to her…she’s much too wasted to walk home.”

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