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  1. Is there a new Pirates of the Carribean movie at Cannes?

  2. “Como esta, bitchesss!”

  3. So my theory is correct: His father is a sorcerer and has been getting him chicks and making him stay young…
    Not able to get him that oscar though yet huh?

  4. Johnny P!

    Fuuuuuck… they’re making another Harry potter movie?!?
    Okay, so who’s the villain this time, and where does his ‘evil turbaned henchman’ come into play?

  5. Batu Khan

    Rip Torn has a brother and he’s working in Vegas?!

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    And now for our next film at the Cannes Film Festival… Andy Garcia plays the role of Leo DiCaprio’s father in the thriller, “I’ll Take My Son’s Sloppy Seconds”.

  7. Sadly, Leo’s father wasn’t an active participant in the young man’s life, as we was constantly away from home in his quest to find the six-fingered man.

  8. tlmck

    This would explain why Leo has to change supermodels often. They find out what he will eventually look like.

  9. “I’M KING OF THE CELBEBRITY HANGER ONS!”

  10. “I’M KING OF THE CELEBRITY HANGER ONS!”

  11. He was pretty badass in Deadwood, why so puny now?
    Not to mention the baby-blue purse, jeez.

  12. Captain Jerk

    I thought that was one of the Kadawhateverthefuck sisters?

  13. No wonder they picked Christopher Walken to play Leo’s dad in Catch Me If You Can. The resemblance is remarkable!

  14. schadenfreude

    Leo’ s dad is Gene Simmons and Nicholas Cage DNA spliced together? That explains so much!

  15. Jenn

    I think he was or is a comic book seller, for most of you, that’s living the dream. Nerds.

  16. leo’s dad is al pacino??
    hoo-haa!!!!!!
    now which one of you fine angels is victoria?

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