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  1. Seems like the only thing this one can dunk is a doughnut. Amirite?

  2. Zero fucks given.

    God bless him.

  3. Who told Jonah Hill to do blackface? He should never make a bet ever again.

  4. Fish, do you like Earvin’s huge breasts too?

  5. Uh, sir, could you not drink the water out of our floral arrangements please?

  6. He probably can palm a burrito better than anyone.

  7. George P Burdell

    He is called Magic for a completely different reason.

  8. Mac Attack

    More like 3 Earving Johnsons!

  9. coljack

    Just because he’s a racial and sexual minority with a weight problem doesn’t mean I can’t hate him for being a do-nothing waste of skin on that awful Rich Kids of Beverly Hills.

  10. I am sure Donald Sterling really loves this Erving Johnson.

  11. It’s like the Fat Albert cartoon came to life.

  12. j/k

    I bet that’s one fruity drink.

  13. He will have a electric scooter very soon, in Lakers yellow I presume.

  14. what the hell happened to sean kingston???

  15. PassingTrue

    About 4 ft too short on the height/weight chart.

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