superficial

  1. 5 seconds later, he snapped his neck.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Nice hug, but simply saying “Thanks for leaving Melanie at home” would’ve sufficed.

  3. fred

    “My dear, dear friend Antonio. I am so sorry that Melanie is still with us.”

  4. JimBB

    “I know it was you, Antonio. You broke my heart!”

  5. cc

    ‘Fawaz Gruosi’ Hey, is he another one of those guys that went to a madrasa?!!

  6. “Let go, already. I’m getting light-headed!”

  7. donkeylicks

    *snap*
    “Sshh, ssshhh… go into the night my, let the darkness wash over you.”

  8. blerg

    The plane boss, the plane…

  9. Nick Nolte's Foot Callus

    Imagine both of them giving each other a “Standing 69r”. Banderas being the one upside down.

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