Forget his nose, you should wipe out his shorts from yesterday’s picture with Sugar Ray.
“Damn it, Luis. I told you not to apply too much. I don’t want to look TOO Mexican”
Let me just wipe my cum off your nose.
“I wish Jonah Hill would stop kissing the tip of my nose through Channing Tatum’s underwear.”
I SAID MAKE ME YOUNGER!
I said I don’t want that camera to see one single pore, got it?
‘No, it’s plasticine.’
Why is Robert Downey Jr doing stuff to Mario Lopez’s face?
“So Sugar Ray and I were standing no more than a foot apart, face to face, getting ready to rumble, when suddenly he grabs my ears and bites my nose. I mean, what the fuck?”
All I did was lean in for a little bit of brown sugar and the son-of-a-bitchin Sugar Ray head-butted me!
“Dammit Hector! These aren’t make up pads, They’re the sopapillas from my lunch!”
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Mario Lopez on 'Extra' at Universal Studios in Los Angeles. (May 20, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN