1. “Baby I gotta pee pee”
    “This way to the restroom, my love”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Don’t get it twisted shorty… I will kick the shit out of any of your sisters in the elevator.

  3. Jack Ketch


  4. anonymous

    Her wearing suede is like a bird wearing a feather jacket.

  5. JimBB

    “I wanna see the Ethel Tower thingy!”

    “Okay baby, I’ll ask that guy standing under that big scaffold where it is.”

  6. I wish I could get a time machine and go forward in time to see her corpse. I just want to laugh for hours at the fake hair, teeth, lips, boobs, and ass that would be left in the coffin, her being dead would just be a bonus.

  7. Ohh, they’re like each other’s negatives – her in beige with a black coat, him in black with a beige coat. How fucking disgustingly awful.

  8. cc

    I loathe these people.

  9. Robb7

    Can we get a moratorium on these two fucktards for Memorial w/e, PLEASE!??!

  10. I like when my sofa matches my ottoman, too.

  11. “Got my niggas in Paris and they going gorillas, huh.”

  12. blah blah blah *something racist*, blah blah blah *fish exposes history of IP address*

  13. “Hold on girl…Did we leave the baby in baggage claim again?”

  14. “Hold up!…Did that cab just drive away with our baby on the roof?”
    “I don’t know . Look how pointy my shoes are!”

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