“Baby I gotta pee pee”
“This way to the restroom, my love”
Don’t get it twisted shorty… I will kick the shit out of any of your sisters in the elevator.
Her wearing suede is like a bird wearing a feather jacket.
“I wanna see the Ethel Tower thingy!”
“Okay baby, I’ll ask that guy standing under that big scaffold where it is.”
I wish I could get a time machine and go forward in time to see her corpse. I just want to laugh for hours at the fake hair, teeth, lips, boobs, and ass that would be left in the coffin, her being dead would just be a bonus.
Ohh, they’re like each other’s negatives – her in beige with a black coat, him in black with a beige coat. How fucking disgustingly awful.
I loathe these people.
Can we get a moratorium on these two fucktards for Memorial w/e, PLEASE!??!
I like when my sofa matches my ottoman, too.
“Got my niggas in Paris and they going gorillas, huh.”
blah blah blah *something racist*, blah blah blah *fish exposes history of IP address*
“Hold on girl…Did we leave the baby in baggage claim again?”
“Hold up!…Did that cab just drive away with our baby on the roof?”
“I don’t know . Look how pointy my shoes are!”
Dammit! I already commented on this one!
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