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  1. Natty Ice

    Did he just propose?

  2. I skimmed this quickly. Thought is said Adrien Brody and Jared Leto. Works either way.

  3. Adrien Brody – probably the most successful undercover P.I.M.P. in the whole world.

  4. JimBB

    “Oh shit, they’ve spotted me. You stay here and cover for me. I must protect the hat!”

  5. She’s surprisingly hot for someone as ugly as him.

    • I think he’s attractive. I tend to have a thing for guys with large noses, though.

      • Jimmy Durante?

      • Not quite. It’s not necessarily a cause and effect thing. I don’t find all guys with big noses attractive, just that a disproportionately large number of guys I find attractive tend to have rather large noses. Jari Maenpaa, Alan Rickman, Adrien Brody, Bronson Pinchot, Liam Neeson, Noel Fielding, Danny Bhoy, Julian Sands, Julian Barratt, Wladimir Klitschko … even Hiddleston is kind of up there.

      • Ha! I love Danny Bhoy! “Fiddle dee dee potatoes.”

      • I saw him live when he came to my town. No word of a lie, by mid-show my hands were clamped in unopenable claws and my arms were tingling, because I was laughing so much that I wasn’t getting enough oxygen. I had to stop and focus my breathing so I wouldn’t pass out.

        The only other time I had that happen was when I was having gallbladder attacks, and the pain was so bad that it made me hyperventilate.

        Now *that* is a comedian.

  6. “Dammit Adrien, your goddamn nose keeps getting in the way. Can’t you take it off or something?”

  7. When she first met him, she thought he was wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses with the fake nose. Little did she know…

  8. Lara? that’s a funny way to spell “Jared”

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