In spite of the Maple taint, I still like her. She must be a complete idiot, but there’s still a soft spot in my heart and a hard part in my pants for her.
Justin, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
Not even the entire ocean wash away the stain of willingly being with BBare. RUINED!!!
I thought “wow hot, I’d hit that,” and “damn she looks just like my Mexican cousin,” and I am not completely sure what order I thought those in. Sign.
I heard that even first cousins are safe now.
Hell, if you wear a condom, siblings are safe, too.
Douche-free. So fresh, so clean.
“I hope you brought wine coolers.”
Still looks like a kid and swims in the shallow end.
“Come back Bieber! My career’s in the quicksand!”
Just sit there and wash all that nasty Bieber away.
I didn’t need to know about her scat fetish.
Still cuter than a speckled pup!
Dora the Explorer is slowly becoming a minx that we’ll never be abled to deprot
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Selena Gomez posted this pic to Instagram. (May 20, 2014)