Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese in Florence, Italy. (May 18, 2011)
The Italian game “Find the American” is really going to be dumbed down this TV season.
The flip flops, the apron sold at kiosks all over the center of Florence, the shorts (I’m assuming), the map: even a blind nona would shriek as it rumbled closer.
*head explodes from juxtaposition of images*
Ow, another hurtful image.
I don’t see a problem here. What, the penis? For fuck’s sake, it’s Italy, no one gives a shit.
So, I thought Italy was an American ally, but now I see we are returning all of their gifts and I think we are about to break up.
The whirring sound you here? That’s Leonardo Da Vinci spinning in his grave.
FAIL. That’s Michelangelo’s David.
That’s what I meant. No really!
You got your turtles mixed up.
Maybe he’s just trying to start his helicopter.
Thats fucking face man, holy shit.
those fat legs match up perfectly.
Why are all the Jersey Whore girls fat and the guys are at least in reasonable shape?
Well…at least now we know for sure she’s not circumcised.
What the? The enforcer is morphing into Latoya Jackson.
Obviously not the Snookmeister. Here dick is a lot bigger.
That will still not keep Italian men from rubbing up on you on the bus.
Damn Deena is thicker than pigs blood.
This seems about right.
he needs a slip with that see-through dress.
I had to do a double take.. “Oh she’s wearing some blue dress..” *Gets to groin area.* “Waait a minute!”
It’s an apron!!
Isn’t that the situation without his make-up on.
Ha she wishes her abs were that good.
and her penis was that big
So when did the Superficial start posting full frontal nudity?
First time I’ve seen a fire hydrant that could piss on a dog.
At least the outfit matches the body!
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