Udo Kier at the premiere of Melancholia in Cannes, France. (May 18, 2011)
No Mr Bond, I expect you to DIE….
And, we’re all done here.
Still one of the top 10 movie lines ever.
Sorry McFeel, but whoever used that line on the Rumer Willis photo 2 weeks ago gets the nod.
Danny Partridge got arrested AGAIN?
Oh dear! He’s not looking for spaceship to sabotage is he?
Cover him up from the shoulders down and it’s my aunt. The mean one.
Damn! Did he bob for apples in a deep fryer?
LOL! I gotta use this one!
Again. With the fucking scarf.
See? And I bet it’s not even cold out!
His neck looks like what I expect Khloe Kardashian’s vagina to look like.
He might look serious – but his scarf is ready for a hoedown.
I would pay sweet, crazy money to have him crawl out of a cryogenic freezer while singing “Rock Me Amadeus”. Call it a fetish.
And his yearbook read: Known for being: a vampire. Goal in life: to be a vampire. Likely destination: a coffin.
Except for the scarf, I’m an Udo fan… the guy plays a great villain/psychopath. Mind you, I thought the last movie he was in was Johnny Mnemonic… I checked IMDB, and man, he’s been busy.
The Zombie apocalypse is nigh!
He makes scarves look evil
When stressed, Udo broke the tension by doing his best Angela Lansbury impression…
Adam Lambert before his facial and visit to Hair Club for Men!
Peter Fonda is the SHIT!!!
Holy Jesus, Jonathan Rhys Meyers isn’t aging well at all.
Aahh! Shit, you scared me!
Scarves: OUT. Tablecloths: IN.
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