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  1. Cock Dr

    Need more shots of the shoes.

  2. Fart Barfuncle

    I’m waiting for the ping pong balls to fall out.

  3. It had to be said

    Mademoiselle, please do not piss on ze sidewalk while ze Americains are here. Merci.

  4. It had to be said

    If I were doing a porn with Kiki I would squat over her just like this . . .

  5. Colin

    Ah, the good-ol’ Wonder Woman man-stance.One of the leading causes of confused boners since 1941.

  6. cc

    Awesome, a caucasian Michelle Rodriguez with bad teeth.

  7. KNOBGOBBLER3

    Egads! Bet she smells like fried welfare!

  8. This is a little move I call “The Gasser”. Notice…noiseless.

  9. She looks like a fat chick having an unexpected baby on the toilet, at prom.

  10. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Two seconds later, her labia hit the ground.

  11. Undercover

    What the hell is going on with this Crap We Missed. There are 0 good-looking people in it. HATE.

  12. “Where’s that little Japanese fucker who wanted an upskirt?”

  13. lori

    Why the hell is she standing like that??!! It looks so stupid.

  14. “Hey, what do you know? You were right… I was pregnant!”

  15. Ismoss

    The paparazzi started taking bets whether she was going to do a number one or drop a deuce.

  16. tlmck

    I swear Sophie Marceau, Charlotte, and her mom are all the same girl.

  17. Jovy

    Plea…Please close your legs.

  18. Graft the bottom half of her body onto Big Bird’s top half, and I’d do her/it.

  19. Dave Mustaine

    Notice how all the photographers are putting down their cameras?

    “Don’t wanna waste that 5-10mb of digital space on my memory card for this ugly nobody”.

  20. baron of all media

    My first thought was “wow, those are awesome.”
    My second thought was “I wonder if that chick with the camera likes pizza.”

    • baron of all media

      My first thought was “wow, those shoes are awesome.”
      My second thought was “I wonder if that chick with the camera likes pizza.”

  21. Shorty80

    Is she about to release Kirsten Dunst from her vaginal-coffin?

  22. She’s doing the “Mad Max” queef from South Park.

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