1. loeber

    Gimpy fucked up fingers…

  2. It had to be said

    Now THAT’S Italian!

  3. If you’re gonna smoke, smoke like a man with hands. Better yet,quit now while you’re ahead or should it be A HEAD.

  4. Ponkur

    HA! And I thought his arms were hilarious. Those fingers are B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

  5. tmfvaughan

    He looks like every gay boy I’ve ever danced with at Man Ray.

  6. Rightside up dogs


  7. This is why you don’t buy HGH on the black market; your hands start mutating into feet.

  8. ohmyword

    he’s got a serious sniff-uation.


    I don’t think he’s given up smokes, he’s just giving up. He’s pathetic as hell!

  10. So we can agree, irony is dead, right?

  11. All the guys in Italy named, Guido, are getting their names changed out of shame.



  13. Bsting

    Sean Penn is Catholic?

  14. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Still, I like how Tarantino jacked George Lucas’ flannel to surreptitiously film the documentary from the background.

  15. i didn’t know steroids gave you midget hands

  16. fooey

    my what a fancy rosary

  17. This may seem at first like a contradiction untill you realize that just one of his left abs quit smoking.

  18. Brennan Haley

    He said he also swore off cock, so if anyone’s made bets with the guy, you should call up and collect.

  19. Ismoss

    Smoking is a cover, hes really picking his nose.

  20. CptCreep

    Thank god his shirt didn’t have the word cock on it…

  21. Sin

    With all of those Jersey Shore losers out of the country, can we revoke their citizenship so they can’t come back?

  22. Siloporcen7

    Try to look cool try to look cool…ok fingers up the nose whoops just pretend I meant to do that…oh my god they smell terrible…

  23. pumpkin

    Looks like Pauly Shore got a haircut.

  24. Courtballs

    Dear god! That hand is going to haunt my dreams!

  25. Chris

    It looks like one of the seven dwarfs is groping his face.

  26. vlad

    Geez, can’t he even hold a cigarette in a non tard way?

  27. KC

    No matter how much you scrub, you can’t get rid of that Snooki smell.

  28. Dave Mustaine

    “Keep sucking those cancer sticks buddy!”

    Looks like an over grown version of the dancing baby.

  29. There’s no incongruency here. The Italian vendor told him it was the local make of a special kind of cigar, for the more discerning gentleman.

  30. brit

    Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

  31. when doomsday comes this saturday I hope this dude is the first one to get struck down by lightning, a dinosaur comes back to life eats him and shits him out, and the Predator pisses on his shit carcass.

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