Jersey Shore star The Situation in Florence, Italy. (May 18, 2011)
Gimpy fucked up fingers…
Seriously bro, those hands are positively amphibian.
They look like chicken wings.
I meant his arms. His arms look like chicken wings. Then I suppose his fingers could also look like chicken wings since they are technically attached to his arm.
Anything you stick in Snooki comes out mangled.
Now THAT’S Italian!
If you’re gonna smoke, smoke like a man with hands. Better yet,quit now while you’re ahead or should it be A HEAD.
The only thing that should be smoking is the hole in his head
HA! And I thought his arms were hilarious. Those fingers are B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
He looks like every gay boy I’ve ever danced with at Man Ray.
ABSOLUTELY 0 CHEST!!!!
This is why you don’t buy HGH on the black market; your hands start mutating into feet.
he’s got a serious sniff-uation.
I don’t think he’s given up smokes, he’s just giving up. He’s pathetic as hell!
So we can agree, irony is dead, right?
All the guys in Italy named, Guido, are getting their names changed out of shame.
THIS SCUMBAG IS SUCH A DOUCHEBAG HE HAS SCUMBAGS IN HIS DOUCHEBAGS.
Yo dawg we heard you liked scumbags so we put a scumbag in yo scumbag.
Sean Penn is Catholic?
Still, I like how Tarantino jacked George Lucas’ flannel to surreptitiously film the documentary from the background.
i didn’t know steroids gave you midget hands
my what a fancy rosary
This may seem at first like a contradiction untill you realize that just one of his left abs quit smoking.
He said he also swore off cock, so if anyone’s made bets with the guy, you should call up and collect.
Smoking is a cover, hes really picking his nose.
Thank god his shirt didn’t have the word cock on it…
With all of those Jersey Shore losers out of the country, can we revoke their citizenship so they can’t come back?
Try to look cool try to look cool…ok fingers up the nose whoops just pretend I meant to do that…oh my god they smell terrible…
Looks like Pauly Shore got a haircut.
ha ha!! Douchetastic!!!
Dear god! That hand is going to haunt my dreams!
It looks like one of the seven dwarfs is groping his face.
Geez, can’t he even hold a cigarette in a non tard way?
No matter how much you scrub, you can’t get rid of that Snooki smell.
“Keep sucking those cancer sticks buddy!”
Looks like an over grown version of the dancing baby.
There’s no incongruency here. The Italian vendor told him it was the local make of a special kind of cigar, for the more discerning gentleman.
Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
when doomsday comes this saturday I hope this dude is the first one to get struck down by lightning, a dinosaur comes back to life eats him and shits him out, and the Predator pisses on his shit carcass.
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