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  1. JC

    Another tragic story of a pet eating its deceased owner….

  2. “BACON….BACON….BACON!”

  3. metoo

    “Luke, you were right about me”…

  4. dooood

    i wonder if she’d know the difference if they told her it was tom jones

  5. ChickenHawk

    Poor dog just got herpes, and polio, and the plague, and his first-born male son will die… (Get it? Betty White is slutty AND old).

  6. uuwi

    that is so gross

    i hate dogs

  7. I'mCool

    That dog is so classy, he insists his fluffer wear a jacket before helping him give Betty White a pearl necklace.

  8. DeucePickle

    ok, let’s see here, right click, save image as, print, 1, 5×7, and OK.

  9. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Enchant√©… my name is Doggie Strauss-Kahn

  10. Johnny P!

    After having fellated a few old-timers, drunk metamucil regularly, eaten pureed mystery foods and inserted dentures daily into her mouth for years, dog tongue must be a freakin’ delicacy.

  11. Grand Poobah

    I think the dog is stuck to her polygrip

  12. Smapdi

    Poor Betty didn’t get what she had anticipated from their promises of “doggy-style tongue action”.

  13. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    He’s thanking her for being a friend.

  14. Colin

    What’s the matter dog, Betty White got your tongue?

  15. We

    They be dressin’ dogs funny now, yo

  16. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    still hotter and younger than Lindsay Lohan.

  17. Mando

    so fuckin’ hot

  18. I guess she figures she’s lived 90+ years, so what the fuck can a dog give her that she hasn’t already been cured of.

  19. In the next shot she gets the dogs lipstick all over her face. That could mean one of many things…

  20. Food aged 90 years between the teeth is a K-9 delicacy

  21. One of those bitches is 630 years old in dog years.

  22. bigalkie

    Dear Betty,

    You have outlived 99% of the people on the planet so I shouldn’t be giving you longevity lessons, but did you know that dogs eat shit?Lots of germs in shit.

  23. navvet

    Betty White obviously doesn’t know the answer to why does a dog lick his balls……because he can!!!!

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