Another tragic story of a pet eating its deceased owner….

“BACON….BACON….BACON!”

“Luke, you were right about me”…

i wonder if she’d know the difference if they told her it was tom jones

Poor dog just got herpes, and polio, and the plague, and his first-born male son will die… (Get it? Betty White is slutty AND old).

that is so gross

i hate dogs

That dog is so classy, he insists his fluffer wear a jacket before helping him give Betty White a pearl necklace.

ok, let’s see here, right click, save image as, print, 1, 5×7, and OK.

Enchanté… my name is Doggie Strauss-Kahn

After having fellated a few old-timers, drunk metamucil regularly, eaten pureed mystery foods and inserted dentures daily into her mouth for years, dog tongue must be a freakin’ delicacy.

I think the dog is stuck to her polygrip

Poor Betty didn’t get what she had anticipated from their promises of “doggy-style tongue action”.

He’s thanking her for being a friend.

What’s the matter dog, Betty White got your tongue?

They be dressin’ dogs funny now, yo

still hotter and younger than Lindsay Lohan.

SQUIRREL!!!

so fuckin’ hot

I guess she figures she’s lived 90+ years, so what the fuck can a dog give her that she hasn’t already been cured of.

In the next shot she gets the dogs lipstick all over her face. That could mean one of many things…

Food aged 90 years between the teeth is a K-9 delicacy

One of those bitches is 630 years old in dog years.

Dear Betty,

You have outlived 99% of the people on the planet so I shouldn’t be giving you longevity lessons, but did you know that dogs eat shit?Lots of germs in shit.

Betty White obviously doesn’t know the answer to why does a dog lick his balls……because he can!!!!