superficial

  1. it had to be said

    Rosie, what are you thinking?

  2. My kids are never gonna believe I met George Clinton…

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    just die in a goddamn fire already.

  4. dooood

    it’s ok doc, most untalented, ‘look at me!’ whores fade away eventually

  5. EricLr

    I bet she had to press the button several times before Siri finally gave in and let her take the picture.

  6. I'mCool

    The fat chick is gonna be sad when she finds out there’s no Jiffy-pop in that hat.

  7. It’s like Amber Portwood and Tan Mom got together at a parenting conference.

  8. DeucePickle

    I guess this is as close to a Facts of Life movie as we’re ever going to see. Natalie and Tootie shooting their scenes by themselves on a fucking iPhone.

  9. Johnny P!

    Must be hot there. Her Jiffy-Puf hat’s gone off.

  10. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Hah, her cheeks are just as wide as Minaj’s ‘cheeks’.

  11. But… I thought Amber Portwood was just arrested in Indiana?

  12. Haddo01

    So, are all of her pants custom made or…?

  13. Two women battling for the title in the Annual Ugly Contest.

  14. tlmck

    That seems like the size of her typical fan.

  15. “My flash isnt working, so can you take the glasses off so the picture shows eyes AND teeth?”

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