1. Smapdi

    Is that to keep him from poking the straw up his nose?

  2. Penis eye injury protector?

  3. EricLr

    He only brings out the Hitler stash for special ladies.

  4. Must be saving valuable boogers for Hunger Games fans.

  5. He needs a smaller Breathe Right Nasal Strip.

  6. Cleft palettes are tough on everybody.

  7. popwilleatitself

    Can’t handle his scotch.

  8. MisterSuccint

    I give McCaulay Culkin “Jesus Juice” one time, yada yada yada, now my nose is falling off.

  9. Katie

    He’s modeling the latest accessory from the Lindsay Lohan collection.

  10. The Pope

    “Thith tathes like thit.”

  11. He tried to sniff Candice Swanepooel’s bicycle seat while she was still on it.

  12. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    From a young age Dumbo had always felt trapped in the body of an elephant

  13. Hmmmm…accident, nose job, or ass-kicking? Inquiring minds want to know.

  14. tlmck

    Is that you Clarice?

  15. catapostrophe

    Fuck the Reds.

  16. He was trying to shave that giant jaw of his for the first time and hung that curve too fast.

  17. Is this some new Hollywood fad wear stars pay thousands of dollars to a doctor to quit cocaine?

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