1. If you can’t get Vegas to visit the Grand Tetons, get the Grand Tetons to visit Vegas.

  2. I’d like to see her with her two carry-ons under my seat, if you know what I mean.

  3. Crissy

    Oh darn I was ready to write something about Sofia Vergara!

  4. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    I can’t board a plane with a set of nail clippers in my bag but she’s free to fly with a fucking tyrannosaurus tooth draped across her rack?

    Giant tits are a licence to do anything*.

  5. Grand Poobah


  6. Y’know, for once, I’d like to see Photo Boy refer to the city by its full name, Las Vegas. Just once.

  7. bbiowa

    There are fewer petroleum-based products in the bag than the passenger.

  8. She’s got 2 pickets ti titsburg!

  9. The boots killed it.

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