1. If you can’t get Vegas to visit the Grand Tetons, get the Grand Tetons to visit Vegas.

  2. I’d like to see her with her two carry-ons under my seat, if you know what I mean.

  3. Crissy

    Oh darn I was ready to write something about Sofia Vergara!

  4. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    I can’t board a plane with a set of nail clippers in my bag but she’s free to fly with a fucking tyrannosaurus tooth draped across her rack?

    Giant tits are a licence to do anything*.

  5. Grand Poobah

    boring……

  6. Y’know, for once, I’d like to see Photo Boy refer to the city by its full name, Las Vegas. Just once.

  7. bbiowa

    There are fewer petroleum-based products in the bag than the passenger.

  8. She’s got 2 pickets ti titsburg!

  9. The boots killed it.

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