Tom Jones in London. (May 15, 2012)
Must be that new invisible floss.
“Basic salad-tossing technique”.
No, Tom. That’s not the Shocker. No wonder she got pissed.
He looks like every dude sitting in the back of a 1970s era steakhouse. You know the ones with the red naugahyde booths.
He looks a bit like James Earl Jones…LOL
Morgan Freeman was really generous to give him that kidney. But there were unintended side effects…
some sort of british gang sign??
Prepping for your date with Tannorexic Mom I see! Give her the shocker bro.
Preparing to remove his dentures.
Who’s got two thumbs and kinda looks like the guy from the Dos Equis commercials? This guy, right here!
“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I double-fist them with my fingers in the air, like this.”
“Who has two thumbs, and has banged thousands of women since the sixties? Me, Tom Jones.”
Looks like white Bill Cosby is getting too old to make his BLOODS gangsign.
“Who’s got two thumbs and just banged your grandmother? This guy!”
Apparently when he sings women go blind & stupid.
OK, Delilah on the air harmonica and then I really have to go back inside
Why are black people’s palms always paler than the rest of them?
When god painted them black, they were all leaning against cop cars. At least that is what I was told by my friends in sixth grade.
Oh, please. Everyone read those Truly Tasteless Jokes books back in the ’80s.
“put yo hands up, whoot, whoot!”
Tan Mom… Tan Tom.
Tan Tom… Tan Mom.
Pleasure to meet you.
Spider-Man the later years
Can you tell which finger smells like your mama?
what hood is he representing? ORANGE county?
Tan Mom lookin’ dope.
It’s not unusual to have thumbs up anyone.
Taking a mental picture after entering the ladies room.
Ok, for the last time. So, after getting her to lay on her stomach, I readied my hands thus, then I thrusted them deeply deeply down until I felt my fingers get a really good grip. Then, with all my strength, I pulled them apart, and that was how I got my two pet bulldogs out of Nicki Minaj’s arse.
“I fold the labia back like this…”
In the seventies.. It was panties.. Now his fans throw depends.. and he’s catching
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