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  1. Josephus

    “You’re really going to go home and fuck Borat. Over Captain Kirk. This never would have happened if Photo Boy had gotten the role.”

  2. Pine remembering advice from his father: “Alright, son. If you get nervous, just imagine that the Mic is your penis.”

  3. EricLr

    Well, in Cannes they say – that Pine’s small penis grew three sizes that day.

  4. I’d like to make a sushi roll out of Isla Fisher’s goodies and eat Japanese food for the rest of my life.

  5. CK

    “I like where you’re headed..”

  6. Codot

    “Someone’s taking pictures! Look at her eyes… eyes… tits.. NO! EYES. Bad Chris.”

  7. Mike

    If I was a gay guy, I’d probably let Chris Pine fuck me. And I’m embarrassed to write that.

  8. “Cmon..Cmon…do it…all the way in…”

  9. Raaaaaaaa

    he looks impressed – wait ’till he sees kim’s microphone talents..

  10. That’s the look of a man fondly remembering the days of ass fucking Olivia Munn.

  11. Kat

    Chris Pine is here? I’ve got to spend more time hanging around the red carpet; I haven’t seen any of these people.

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