The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.16.12
David Beckham at Michelle Obama's Let's Move Event at The White House. (May 15, 2012)
The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.16.12
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David Beckham at Michelle Obama's Let's Move Event at The White House. (May 15, 2012)
Does anybody else remember Droz from the WWF of the late 90s?
I do. And you’re spot on.
That other hand is definitely in his pants. No doubt.
LET’S MOVE…. our hand slowly down to our crotch…
Why yes, I am about to play a Nazi in a movie. How did you know?
“i’m so toasted right now!”
Nice beard, d’Artagnan.
What’s the draw? I don’t get it.
He can bend it. Or so I’m told.
“Gold Bond? Okay. But enough about my portfolio, I’m here to talk about jock itch.”
Winner.
He looks like he hasn’t slept since 1999.
“Nah, kinky is she likes the smell of balls off my hands, weird is it’s not even my balls”
Is he trying to look like Seacrest, or is Seacrest trying to look like him?
“Ah, it’s great to be here. Y’know, I’m not allowed to smile at home.”
“So you know that movie, ‘Something’s Going On With Mary’? They’re totally right about the hair gel thing!”
(And before you all jump in to correct me—yes, I know. I thought it would be funny to have him mangle the title.)
Michelle has the right to bare arms.
He’s looking like Ricky Gervais a little…
Is Posh his Karl Pilkington?
I thought the Guy Fawkes masks were for the anti-establishment.
baked
He couldn’t decide if he wanted de The Lundgren or The Fassbender, so he went for the old reliable Le Douche instead.
Yeah, I married the least talented spice girl!
” My epee and I will teach you a lesson, yon scoundrel! All for one and one for all”
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Couldn’t tell if it was David Bowie or Dolph Lundgren…
Alright stop! Collaborate and listen! Becks is back with a brand new endorsement!
“Take my wife…PLEASE!!”
Run Bullwinkle! It’s Snidely Whiplash!