superficial

  1. Dammit. Now I have to go watch BSG again.

  2. Deacon Jones

    Isnt she the one that went to sex parties with some Republican politician?

    • I think you might be thinking of Jeri Ryan from Star Trek: Voyager. When her ex-husband Jack Ryan was running in 2004 as the Republican nominee for U.S. Senate in Illinois, it came out that one of her reasons for divorcing him was his insistence on taking her to sex clubs. The whole thing led Ryan to withdraw from the race, giving his opponent, a State Senator named Barack Obama, a clear path to winning in November. So assured was his victory that the Democrats let him give the keynote address at the party convention that year, boosting his political career into the stratosphere, and of course, leading to his successful bid for the Presidency four years later.

      So in a way, we have Jeri Ryan to thank for Barack Obama’s presidency. And I have a big poster of her up on my wall to which I regularly masturbate to show my gratitude for that accomplishment. Okay, that’s not really true. I don’t need a reason to masturbate to Jeri Ryan.

  3. anonymous

    So hot even her voice alone on Mass Effect will give you wood.

  4. Everything she says and does is sexy.

  5. Oh my…gonna go watch BSG again myself. I love this woman!

  6. Jman

    Kind of think her agent and manager need to do a better job getting her good gigs. She’s looking astounding right here.

  7. never heard of her. I’m good with that.

  8. Although she’s quite attractive I wasn’t too crazy about this chick until I found out that she is 5’11″ and has natural breasts. That means if she (in heels) hugged me, or if we slow danced together, my chin would be in her cleavage. Better than a damned old restaurant, eh?

  9. Brought It

    Hot hot hot, and I’m a straight chick.

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