superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Harry, my favorite restaurant used to be right here.
    And there.
    And over there too.

  2. Deacon Jones

    “Come on Walsh we don’t have all day. There’s 50 more houses to tear down after yours.”

  3. JC

    “And so I sang, ‘Everybody’s gone surfin!’ but nobody thought it was funny!”

  4. Prince Harry and Chris Christie are an odd enough pairing, but why is Michale Stipe there?

  5. journalschism

    “And over there is where we plan to store all the fat I’m gonna lose.”

  6. Frank Burns

    Hurry up boys, or you’ll be late for the Raccoon Lodge meeting.

  7. AnitaC24

    OK, boys, hit it. Start spreading the news…

  8. tlmck

    “Yes prince, I’m known as far and wide.”

  9. “I gotta be honest with you Harry. When they said I’d be hanging out with Prince today, I was assuming I’d be partying like it’s 1999.”

  10. “This is where Snooki got punched in the face”
    “Fascinating!”

  11. so when is he going to start losing weight? he got lapband 3 months ago

  12. and over here, before sandy, there was a huge wall of sand dunes.

    but i ate them.

  13. TheOneBender

    M&M’s as far as the eye can see…..

  14. “I quit”, said lap-band surgery.

  15. “You smell that?… That’s Jersey Baby!”

  16. Jim B

    Stick with me Harry, I’ll show you ALL the places in Jersey where you can buy size 76 pants!!!

  17. “Right over in that area is where all the Jersey Shore girls hang out. Best cocksuckers in the state!

  18. Despite an all-star cast, initial reviews for Baz Luhrmann’s new musical “Jerzy!” were, at best, mixed…

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