1. FattyFatty2X4

    “I’m completely shaven down there, wanna see?”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Is your car parked around here?

  3. “Has anyone ever told you that you look like a young Nicole Kidman?”

  4. mcdoubler

    “hahaha, seriously, stop, i’ve already dialed 9-1-”

  5. “I have ice cream.”

  6. “Mmm… You smell like my mama’s purse.”

  7. “Tee-hee-hee-hee…STOP it. That tickles…”

  8. master of puppies

    “Get on with it, the viagra’s wearing off.”

Leave A Comment