“I’m a little douchebag, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout.”
‘Man, you look just like Ike Turner. Can I sit by you? That dude is my hero.’
Camo gear on. All ready to hunt. Rihanna’s 15 minute head start will be up any minute.
The only thing in the world worse than Chris Brown is a fan of Chris Brown.
I B-E-T whatever he won an award for SUCKED!
“Hogwash. What you want is a pillowcase filled with Irish Spring. She’ll get the message and you won’t have to ice down your hands afterwards. Now where’s my trophy motherfuckers?!”
For a minute there, I thought I read BEAT awards. Must be the drugs.
“So then I would yell, ‘Ollie Ollie oxen free, free, free,’ and RiRi would come out of hiding. Then I would pound the livin’ yellow snot out of her. Sooo much fun!”
I thought Chris Brown was black.
“I like to hold the cock loose and let it guide itself to my mouth”
” oh no no no, all that shit about me lies, never you mind”. said the asshole of the western world.
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Chris Brown at the BET Awards press conference in Los Angeles. (May 14, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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