Hello? Which end do I sing into?
Because he’s never seen one in real life before.
“What’s it for? What’s it do?”
“Oh sweeet! A double-barreled slingshot!”
best place to hide lyrics !
You’re supposed to wear that thing over your balls, Enrique.
“Damn! And I had JUST bought this for Angelina Jolie! Now I have to go shopping AGAIN!”
Mmmm, tittie residue.
Strangest mic ever..
Wheres the salsa?
Have you guys ever taken a whiff of a brassiere? Women usually spritz a tiny amount of perfume down their blouses as they get dressed for the day and between that scent and their normal pheromones, bras smell very sexy!
I would hope some readers over the age of 30 have had that experience.
I fucking hate this talentless dipshit
You know concert bras smell like deodorant and BO, right?
That probably depends on the hygienic routine of the bra’s owner.
The new tit-phone 4, wireless.
Nope, this isn’t covered under *any* synonym of ‘performing.’
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