True story. I heard that Midori Liqueur had to send over a couple truckloads of stunt bottles for the photo session because every time Kim turned her ass knocked another dozen off the display.
How does anyone promote anything other than anal sex by pointing their ass at the camera?
You get +1 and +1 internets.
Why do you object to promoting anal sex?
I ccommend Kim for bringing attention to the terrible atrocities perpetrated against the Armenian people in the form of genocide by the Turks in 1915 while I tounge punch that fartbox!!
Is that the Armenian spelling of “tongue” are are you simply dyslexic? In either case your failure is as enormous as Kim’s ass.
Yes because “are are” makes so much sense. Those who fail shouldn’t attempt to correct others. You double fail.
Fuck you, Cam R, I claimed I could spell, not that I’m coherent.
…and also, you ate Karashian poop, so that’s no feather in your cap either.
Kardashian, I mean! In my defense, I’m drunk.
“Shit, they fitted me with Khloe’s scoliosis corset today.”
She looks like the bud of a beautiful, blooming black flower, Venus rising from the sparkly depths of an onyx sea, a giant baby crowning from the folds of her sister, Kloe’s, wet, nappy vagina.
I am so over her severe fucking hairdo. Knock it off.
I have no trouble picturing exactly what her skull looks like.
Me either… In my vision, it is on my desk being used to hold pens and pencils…
I can see how “Melon” Liqueur can be appropriate for Kim to sponsor. But how are the going to tie in “Giant Pumpkin Ass”?
Seriously. I’ve known that “melons = tits” since about second grade. Someone at Midori should be fired.
Giant Pumpkin Ass tie-in: “It’s the Thanksgiving Fame Whore, Charlie Brown”
Fish is back and we have the obligatory Kardashian post…it’s nice to have a constant in this fucked up world.
Is my ass still back there?
Ladies and Gentlemen, the new version of Photoshop is out.
Under what circumstances would that be a normal pose for a human? facing your head a different direction than your body is pointing is something ANIMALS do…did she learn this from Khloe?
…she’s so fine, there’s no telling where the money went…simply irresistible!
Useless Fame Whore selling what the media chugs down in order for them to put this no talent skank in print.
Her face is so fucking hideous, who does her makeup, sideshow bob?
You’re telling me you actually look at her makeup instead of her other “assets”
I’m a girl, I’m not interested in her oversized ass.
Disgusting example of an overstuffed Scheisswurst.
And it’s not even close to Octoberfest.
I’m completely convinced that no less than 83% of Kim’s inner monologue is, “That’s it, stick your ass out. Don’t forget to stick your ass out. That’s what brings the money in, Kim! Remember to stick your ass out.”
Does this ass make my ass look big ?
Have to wonder, why the hell do marketers think that having someone like Kim K showing up somewhere is going to have any lasting effect on the sales of a brand of booze?
Garish bordering on grotesque, every time.
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