1. Her taste for chocolate chip cookies satiated, Mariah now turned her attention on Oreo’s.

  2. Mariah must have sneezed on him…

  3. Cock Dr

    He plays the buffoon so well.

  4. He makes me long for Jaden Smith pictures

  5. Keep reinforcing the fact that you are a clown Nick.

  6. Juch

    “I’m dressed funny, therefore I am funny” doesn’t really work. Nick is on his way to being the black Carrot Top.

  7. Now, picture Mariah chasing him around and talking with a French accent.

  8. HAH HAH. Classic Nicholas Cannon. Classic.

  9. What the fuck is wrong with him?

    • Sit down…this is gonna take a while.

    • …many times, when a woman is feeling neglected in her marriage and is thinking of leaving her husband, she starts dipping her toes back in the water, so to speak …she gets a cool new hair cut, she starts dressing in young, hip, sexier styles, she starts going out a lot more to local hotspots, she starts “letting loose” a little more, expressing her “wild side” …i think you see where i’m going with this.

  10. JimBB


  11. PassingTrue

    Le mew, le meow.

  12. j/k

    Shia LeBeouf think he’s trying too hard.

  13. ThisWillHurt

    “Nick! Tell us about your outfit!”

  14. evilstamos

    Look, up here! The only interesting thing about me!

  15. He needs to stop taking fashion advice from Will Smith’s kid

  16. CK

    If only Mariah would let him hang out with other black guys, this shit would stop real quick.

  17. So Nick, How did Mariah react to you banging Kim?

  18. Vlad

    The Bride of Mariahstein

  19. Ohyeshedid

    Reverse skid mark.

  20. Now Dis how chicken look!!

  21. coljack

    “I did it so Mariah wouldn’t feel self-conscious about her pubes.”

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