superficial

  1. JC

    Dear Emma,

    Please don’t turn into Diane Keaton.

    Sincerely,
    All Penises

  2. buzz

    I predict once these Spider-Man movies are done so are these two.

  3. Why does she dress like a 50 year old woman?

  4. JimBB

    How is it that she looks more masculine than he does?

  5. While Andrew explained the joys of being pegged by a woman dressed in a suit Emma smiled and stroked her left hand with her right. She called her left hand cannonball and it would be the fingers of her left hand that tickled Andrew’s tonsils tonight.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Tobey Maguire is wondering if these 2 men have jobs on Spiderman, why doesn’t he?

  7. “And then I told HER…’From now on, I’LL be the woman in THIS relationship, bitch!’”

  8. Where’s the “one cup?”

  9. “Look the only reason *I* didn’t throw the first pitch at the Giant’s Season Opener is because Batkid’s reps called the paparazzi as I was leaving the gym.”

  10. Oh god, are they our Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? Like one is young and hot and the other is douchey and hard to take seriously.

  11. “Hey…Hey… This is my “I don’t give a fuck about Toby Maguire” face!”

  12. Fingergod

    Why is Emma Stone dressed like Diane Keaton?

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