She was my first..
woman I jerked off to when I was a wee lad of 13.
and I assume you dropped out of school the following year??
Yes. They discriminated against the blind with hairy palms.
Ha Ha, your old dude. Go take your viagra and jerk off like old times.
I don’t care how much work she’s had done, she looks damn good for 57.
Holy damn, she still looks good.
wow, I want to give her my sharpie too.
Did you go to Washburn University?
wait you know what those look like right
Not shown: The following shot where she uses that heel to break a window and storms out yelling expletives.
Where’s Clark Griswold crashing through the security barrier in his station wagon?
Fake boobs get progressively more disgusting as the chick ages but her boobs don’t. It confuses my boner…trust me, nobody wants that.
Gosh, I hope the next photo is of half-her-age Lindsay (TM) looking like twice-her-age Lindsay (RIP).
I’m pretty sure she slams snake venom.
Somewhere she has a painting that is hanging on her wall and aging.
Noice Dorian Gray reference.
Gettafuckoutahere Wikipedia. 1954? No way.
On the hunt for billionaire husband #14.
Billy Joel is the stupidest sonofabitch on the planet.
O.K for everyone who claim men age better than women- can I get a split screen with Chevy Chase?
aww he means well
Down-blouse Girl, She’s been living in her down-blouse world…
Well, the parts we’re all staring at are alot younger.
57 is the new 29 as far as plastic surgery goes (though not according to those real housewives shows…brr…)
GILF (grandma I’d like to ****)
In the dusty corner of a Malibu mansion there is a cover girl ad featuring an increasingly hideous, old white woman
Who gives a fuck how old she is? Age is just a number with this hot piece of tail (not to be confused with most American women). The big plus is, she decides to pack that hot body into a sexy red dress.
Christie Brinkley + hot little red dress = Greatest American Patriot
Fuck Einstein. I am the true Mathematician here!
good job Billy Joel
Yes, folks, a guy who looked like an old trout cheated on that.
She is nice looking and all for being 57 years old, but she is no 50 year old Kathy Griffin in a camo bathing suit on the beach.
that’s it, bend over–it’s ‘up’ time, girl
When 57 years old you reach, look as good you will not…
There goes my self esteem…
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