superficial

  1. Keyser Ballsy

    She was my first..

    woman I jerked off to when I was a wee lad of 13.

  2. TomFrank

    I don’t care how much work she’s had done, she looks damn good for 57.

  3. It had to be said

    Holy damn, she still looks good.

  4. wow, I want to give her my sharpie too.

  5. Not shown: The following shot where she uses that heel to break a window and storms out yelling expletives.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Where’s Clark Griswold crashing through the security barrier in his station wagon?

  7. Fake boobs get progressively more disgusting as the chick ages but her boobs don’t. It confuses my boner…trust me, nobody wants that.

  8. Josephus

    Gosh, I hope the next photo is of half-her-age Lindsay (TM) looking like twice-her-age Lindsay (RIP).

  9. dudeman

    nice

  10. kimmykimkim

    I’m pretty sure she slams snake venom.

  11. tkb

    Somewhere she has a painting that is hanging on her wall and aging.

  12. Gettafuckoutahere Wikipedia. 1954? No way.

  13. Turd Ferguson

    On the hunt for billionaire husband #14.

  14. Artie Fatbuckle

    Billy Joel is the stupidest sonofabitch on the planet.

  15. hmmmm

    O.K for everyone who claim men age better than women- can I get a split screen with Chevy Chase?

  16. Down-blouse Girl, She’s been living in her down-blouse world…

  17. Matt

    57??????

  18. American

    GILF (grandma I’d like to ****)

  19. SuperT

    In the dusty corner of a Malibu mansion there is a cover girl ad featuring an increasingly hideous, old white woman

  20. s'up bitches

    Who gives a fuck how old she is? Age is just a number with this hot piece of tail (not to be confused with most American women). The big plus is, she decides to pack that hot body into a sexy red dress.

    Christie Brinkley + hot little red dress = Greatest American Patriot

    Fuck Einstein. I am the true Mathematician here!

  21. fooey

    good job Billy Joel

  22. She is nice looking and all for being 57 years old, but she is no 50 year old Kathy Griffin in a camo bathing suit on the beach.

  23. that’s it, bend over–it’s ‘up’ time, girl

  24. jlowejd5

    When 57 years old you reach, look as good you will not…

  25. lili

    There goes my self esteem…

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