superficial

  1. If anyone even thinks of making fun of Walken you will be smited. Or smitted. God will fuck yo shit up.

  2. Dead man Walken.

  3. It’s ironic that as female actresses age, they become haggard and less valuable, but male actors become more distinguished and more marketable.

    This isn’t a case of that, Walken just looks awful.

  4. Taxicab

    I gotta have more cowbell!

  5. DeucePickle

    Walken has looked like this for 30 years.
    Charlie Sheen only thinks he has tiger blood, he’s going to look worse than this in 3 years.

  6. Rough, more comforting than your comfort food

    I thought they were looking for this guy near Rutgers.

  7. So what’s new? Walken was 30 years old for exactly two movies, then he suddenly turned 60 for the rest of his career and life. About 40 years from now, he will die a 60 year old man.

  8. Vagina Dentata

    Katie Couric just cannot catch a break in this town lately.

  9. Euroman

    Looking for More Cowbells no doubt

  10. gaudi

    I love this freak

  11. Does anyone… know… what this pocket… on… the front… of my jacket… is for?

  12. I’m Walken here, I’m Walken here.

  13. Did someone just open the Ark of the Covenant?

  14. KC

    This actually looks photoshopped.

  15. Christopher Walken’s disembodied head out in New York City.

  16. Always say cunt

    He looks like a 68 year old.

    You are all cunts.

  17. Elle

    Looks like he has a fever a little more cow bell can’t cure.

  18. someone had too much champagney

    • Man, I miss “The Continental”, that and “Ed Glosser: Trivial Psychic”.

      “At lunch.. you’re gonna treat yourself to a vanilla ice cream.. you’re gonna eat it too fast.. you’re gonna get an ice cream headache.. it’s gonna hurt.. real bad.. right.. ..here.. for eight, nine seconds..”

  19. Charmless Man

    He has grandma-mouth.

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