Katie Holmes arriving at Sony Studios in Los Angeles. (April 5, 2011)
There was probably a time when she looked cute making a face like this.
Wait, so the Scientologists were right about the aliens living inside her?
She’s got midichlorians up her nose. Wait, wrong fake religion…
“Allergies are a fake medical condition,,,,I’m not gonna sneeze, I’m not gonna sneeze!”
Awe…even her rage face is cute!
agreed, but it needs a gaga claw
she just found Tommy’s mustache porn stash. . .
She just smelled Tom’s girl-fart
“Ewww, Kathy Griffin needs a tan”
That’s her O face. It’s the face she makes when her husband reaches an orgasm. How, when, and in whom we shall probably never know but, hey – that face.
The signal she makes to the others, when she runs into someone who is not a pod person.
All the grace of the real Jackie O.
“Release the Kraken!”
I’m guessing she is describing Tom’s reaction that time he accidently saw her nude.
Must not have taken her morning dose of Penis Gummy Bears
Alright, who farted, seriously, that is nasty.
…and then he makes a face like this when he sees me naked…
Tales from a Scientologist’s Crypt
And now we know where Suri got it from:
“Paris was right, Vin Diesel IS gross! Ew!”
Ironic that the only thing this werewolf is missing is a beard. I’m always hearing Tom has one. Maybe he can loan it.
“…and so then Tom makes this face and jumps in Suri’s Princess Playpen.”
“There is no Katie, only Zuul.”
The real face of Scientology.
well i love its scarf!
Katie just remembered this is the night for she an Tom’s annual fake love-making session…..AKA “Fake Fuck Night”! That’s the night that Tom strips to his tighty whitey underpants and acts out the scene from “Risky Business” while reciting the L.Ron Hubbard mantra, “The aliens have landed! The aliens have landed! “.
“I am married to Tom Cruise!!!! Why ?”
I guess she bit into a really sour P-E-N-I-S gummy.
Arrrrgg me matey’s!
Those e-meter sessions are starting to wear off.
“And now for my impression of Tom, when he sees my vagina.”
love how her face is scrunched up, but her forehead didn’t move an inch. Those are some serious bunny lines on her nose. Time to lay off the botox.
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