1. Off camera: Paris Hilton crossing the street

  2. Gavagai

    Problem solved: he’s Mexican.

  3. tkb

    I fucked Paris Hilton this many times before she figured out I’m black.

  4. The Laughing G-D

    Are there any statements from him regarding the Paris racist event?

  5. kimmykimkim

    Paris Hilton’s vagina is this wide. Did I say vagina? I meant carry-on.

  6. ” I take two dildos in the ass…TWO!”

  7. mr. monkeybottoms

    (not pictured: “It!” and “Out!”)

    • Drew

      I think Vin Diesel being on this site is offensive enough. We don’t need Full House references on top of it.

  8. Practicing that familiar eye-jab for his role in the gritty new reboot of “The 3 Stooges”. Nyuck, Nyuck you son of a bitch.

  9. So he’s declared himself officially white?

  10. You are rough and rough is you

    I thought this dude was one of those I-talians, Quention Terantino and that guy they are looking for from RUTGERs, depicted brilliantly in true romance.

  11. cc

    This is the second time someone’s taken my picture in a month.

  12. “How many inches is my penis?”

  13. Charmless Man

    Having just learned it’s now passe, Vin Diesel puts all his effort into NOT doing The Shocker.

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