Jayde Nicole at Boa in Los Angeles. (April 5, 2011)
I think her pony tail is pulled a little too tight on her right side . . .
“I hate being all strokey!”
What you can’t see is the huge mound of coke on the center console that made her face look like that.
Hmmm. It looks like Janice Dickinson has turned a new leaf since Celebrity Rehab.
One of her eyes is bigger than the other…and her forehead is bigger than her head, I don’t even know how that’s possible.
She looks like Dan Aykroyd in that one scene from Spies Like Us.
You know which one I’m talkin’ bout.
omg I do.
So now we know for sure, “droopy boob syndrome” is a real thing.
What’s wrong with her face?
Who the hell is she?
I think she posed in Playboy.
She’ll never fit in whoville with those shoes.
butter face and a cunt
And there’s the rest of Jennifer Garner’s Botox! This plastic surgeon is cheeeaaap!
“Hello, all you happy people. I’m a coke whore.” ~ Senora Droopy
Something about this girl says “Respect”. Oh yeah, it’s that patch of skin above her cooter.
Has Steven Hawking commented yet on the black hole in the center of her face?
For some reason it seems perfectly normal to see Ron Jeremy in the background with a camera.
Another usless no name Fame Whore.
What is the deal with her face? Is she dating Chris Brown?
That bitch stole Christmas!
If we get an upskirt, will it be green eggs or ham?
she was on The Hills which apparently have eyes
She looks like the guy from Men in Black.
You know the one.
I can’t believe the Shannon Doherty trend is still going.
I feel like her and Heidi are cut from the same plastic.
What hath medical science wrought?
A leopard print sweater away from being Joan Rivers….botox is a hell of a thing
Her lips look like two slugs fighting on a duck’s bill.
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