He looks sad. At least he has his minature Hugh Jackman doll to keep him company.
that looks more like a keanu reeves doll based on his famous bench picture meme
Keanu Reeves was my guess too.
Get your memes straight kid
And the bartender said….
Is this a screenshot from some sad, modern remake of Darby O’Gill and the Little People?
What loser photoshopped Hugh jackman there?
Well, at least that explains where Ryan Seacrest went.
“What? You mean someone else already came up with a twelve inch pianist joke? Fine – I’ll just drown my sorrows in this bottle of mustard.”
Most people make decisions with an angel on one shoulder and the devil on another. Philip Seymour Hoffman only has Sad Keanu Reeves to work with, I can’t imagine wanting to live a life like that.
I would also be a Sad Keanu if I had to sit on Philip Seymour Hoffman’s fingers.
Keanu made more money of those damn Matrix movies than I ever will. Well, at least I’ve got this voodoo doll.
As the photo shows Philip and Tom Cruise remained close after Mission Impossible.
Someone should tell Elton John to stop fondling the ass of the George Michael Doll.
Now this is a “photo gem.”
(Check back tomorrow to see how many thumbs down this one gets!)
Somebody has got a hard on for you, Tommyboy. Maybe it’s the italics? It does come off as a little highfalutin’.
Last night I checked back on that Paris Hilton comment I made, the one which I predicted would get 6 to 8 thumbs down, and there were 9 thumbs up and 0 thumbs down.
Earlier today, I checked again…13 thumbs up and 32 thumbs down. (Yeah, you’re going to have to pry my italics from my cold, dead fingers.) Either my “hater squad” all failed to show up until late yesterday or sometime this morning, and then Tw**ted each other to be sure to thumb all my comments down, or—Occam’s Razor time—it’s one guy somehow bypassing the one-thumb-per-person protocol.
I’d speculate how he(?)’s able to do that, but if I were right, Fish wouldn’t like my helping people subvert his new comment thread, and I usually try to keep in his good graces.
I think if you somehow became bored with masturbation you could probably delete all your cookies 32 times and vote 32 times. This might not work if you are registered and logged in. Maybe just for the losers that refuse to register. And I don’t give a shit what fish says, I can thumb up or thumb down about 99% of comments despite my failure to register.
sure that might be subverting the comment thread, but if you are dumbfuck enough to actually go through that effort 32 times to thumb up and thumb down something on the internet, I figure you probably need it.
yep, see the shitstorm?
Steve Canyon must be more clever than his ramblings would lead us to believe. Or should I say… forrest gump? Hmm?
Yeah, I’m still going with that theory… folks.
When did Gulliver ever travel to NY? I hate it when Hollywood messes with the classics.
The hat shows he is playing a mentally handicapped character.
If that was really the case he’d be wearing a Texas A&M hat.
And he wonders why nobody would buy his Michael Moore action figures.
…shit man, for a second there you had me thinkin it was thursday.
Is that a bottle of honey mustard next to him?
Because after you’ve won an Oscar and been movie-gay, the only thing left to do is buy the ugliest tangerine hat you can find and sit like a bum with a bottle of syrup.
When life imitates art.
AHHH! Nothing like a Lilliput special with a side o honey mustard!
So Superficial posts memes now instead of entertainment news? Y U NO DO YOUR JOB!?!?!?!
Now THIS is a Twins sequel I’d pay to watch.
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