superficial

  1. I eat tacos with the same gusto. Just sayin’, Diane Lane.

  2. Jill

    He’s just displaying his ability to livieup to the promises made by his hat.

  3. it had to be said

    Suck it down, tramp.

  4. Deacon Jones

    [friend next to him] They’re here, they’re here, they’re here, they’re here…

    [shouting] It’s the Lakers! This way. Come on we’ve got to move! Let’s go you guys. Don’t fall behind. Let’s move.

  5. EricLr

    The kid from The Goonies turned into a grizzled prospector so slowly that we never even noticed until it was too late.

  6. cc

    He stole Paris Hilton’s hat!

  7. catapostrophe

    ‘Cuz I’m a hot dog lover.
    Mama was.
    Papa, too.

  8. Bigalkie

    Will Call Booth. One front row seat for ” Barbara Streisand’s Step Son ” Please. It might be under ” Mr Diane Lane”.

  9. The Brown Streak

    “Why is it when I eat a wiener, I can’t stop thinking about Kobe?”

  10. cagster

    There is no dignified way to eat a hot dog.

  11. Elaine

    That is the most engorged, throbbingest forearm I’ve ever seen.

  12. Some people write a resume to get work, this guy passes around a copy of this picture.

  13. Carolyn

    Blow me.

  14. JungleRed

    You get the feeling if the Lakers lose Diane Lane’s gonna get a busted jaw?

  15. Psycobiff

    This is how he gets work in Hollywood.

  16. NATTY ICE

    Now I know what Ashton was looking so intensely at. It’s a whole new world outside of Demi, isn’t it Ashton?

  17. That was a footlong! He really earned that hat!

  18. is that one of those new Magic Johnson Dodger dogs

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