“Keep it real, Love Miley’s dad.”
“Excuse me, Billy Ray? Can you please stop scribbling all over next week’s purchase order? I told you three times I have no need for your autograph!”
He’s mocking country music!
“What happens when hill billys from the South get rich, tonight at 11 on Action News…”
Between Whitney drowning in 16 inches of water, Alicia Silverstone regurgitation, and anything Dina Lohan has done, this pretentious fool is looking like a better parent everyday.
“You takin pictures, boy? You git that camera outta my face. Don’t make me give you an autograph.”
If the gloves fit, yeah you probably banged your own daughter.
He wearing the gloves to mask the smell of Miley on his fingers.
Hi – I’m David Duchovney in 40 pounds.
He signs his autographs under the alias Moe Lester.
I loled for a full minute. Good one.
George Michael is that you?
My thinking exactly…his base isn’t going to like that.
“Okay, you want it autographed to A. B. Heart . . . aw goddamit, I fall for that every time!”
Gloves, Really Gloves in April, What a Wuss
Probably a germaphobe. Fambly germs excepted.
Things aren’t looking so up when you have Jerry Springer as your bodyguard.
seams like it’d be really easy to trick him into signing a blank check
“Douche. James Douche. At your service.”
Fingerprints cost extra, peasant!
Is it just me, or is Billy Ray starting to look more and more like George Michaels?
the gloves are in case he accidently brushes against his face
“Am I famous again yet? Am I still embarrassing my daughter internationally? Is there no life to be sucked out of her any more? Shit…”
“Remind me one more time…how do you spell Billy?”
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