1. “Keep it real, Love Miley’s dad.”

  2. Jill

    “Excuse me, Billy Ray? Can you please stop scribbling all over next week’s purchase order? I told you three times I have no need for your autograph!”

  3. it had to be said

    He’s mocking country music!

  4. Deacon Jones

    “What happens when hill billys from the South get rich, tonight at 11 on Action News…”

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Between Whitney drowning in 16 inches of water, Alicia Silverstone regurgitation, and anything Dina Lohan has done, this pretentious fool is looking like a better parent everyday.

  6. “You takin pictures, boy? You git that camera outta my face. Don’t make me give you an autograph.”

  7. Richard McBeef

    If the gloves fit, yeah you probably banged your own daughter.

  8. Will

    Hi – I’m David Duchovney in 40 pounds.

  9. He signs his autographs under the alias Moe Lester.

  10. Crissy

    George Michael is that you?

  11. Frank Burns

    “Okay, you want it autographed to A. B. Heart . . . aw goddamit, I fall for that every time!”

  12. Coyote

    Gloves, Really Gloves in April, What a Wuss

  13. The Brown Streak

    Things aren’t looking so up when you have Jerry Springer as your bodyguard.

  14. dooood

    seams like it’d be really easy to trick him into signing a blank check

  15. Raoul

    “Douche. James Douche. At your service.”

  16. Fingerprints cost extra, peasant!

  17. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Is it just me, or is Billy Ray starting to look more and more like George Michaels?

  18. salavation

    the gloves are in case he accidently brushes against his face

  19. “Am I famous again yet? Am I still embarrassing my daughter internationally? Is there no life to be sucked out of her any more? Shit…”

  20. “Remind me one more time…how do you spell Billy?”

  21. mbcl

    New Bond villain “Dr. No Talent”

  22. Wow! Somebody actually captured the moment when he signed his daughter over to the prince of darkness!

  23. donkeylicks


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