superficial

  1. You can hardly tell she’s wearing her tickle panties.

  2. it had to be said

    Nice try, but the crazy eyes still didn’t distract me from your tits.

  3. Deacon Jones

    What a wreck.

  4. EricLr

    Somewhere in New York, a cop is having to make the toughest phone call of his career to some poor photographer’s wife.

  5. First thing I saw – Ursula from Little Mermaid.

  6. “You had me at crystal!”

  7. Stupid

    What does her necklace say?.

    • “Biohazard”

    • OCD strikes again: I had to know. It says KatieGirl (as in “The Way We Were”/that “Sex and the City” episode that divided women into Simple Girls and Katie Girls). And … there go a few more brain cells that will never be used to cure cancer or broker world peace.

  8. cc

    ‘the launch of the new Crystal Light Mocktails in New York City’

    Gosh, was that held at the MOMA? Must’ve been.

  9. You know what I WON’T be drinking now? Crystal Light Mocktails.

  10. Debra Messing, pre- Will & Grace.

  11. Great White Pygmy

    Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all of my press?

  12. Walking the red carpet at the launch of Crystal Light Mocktails? That’s one step up from appearing on surveillance video at Walmart.

  13. Jack Ketch

    Yikes … she was actually cuter before all the hideous surgery. Fucking gross. That is all.

  14. The Brown Streak

    “A nickel! And it’s shiny!”

  15. dooood

    wait a minute, so there’s a sugar water night club?

    kinda looks like she just got out of a phish show

  16. franka

    Yes, I WAS voted to become the “most common, coarse and utterly fake” adult among those in my graduating class when I was in High-School. How can you tell?

  17. zing

    MY EYES.

  18. GridLock

    Her pupils aren’t dilated so good for her not being high just plain crazy.

  19. Pip pip cheery-o

    Holy crap, I just punched out my monitor as my first reaction to this photo…

  20. nick

    “Crystal Light Mocktails get you HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!”

  21. “Did you just say Two pickets to Titsburg?” “Thats soooo funny!”

  22. At least she’s got big ta-tas.

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