Jennifer, “I finally have my Preeeeeciousssss!!”
Baby, “Somebody help!”
She can trap children in a cage, now if only she could trap a man.
She tried…she put a peanut butter sandwich in there, but the kid came and got it. She’s placing a delivery order for chicken wings this time.
Watch out kid, she’s trying to steal your youth!
Jennifer’s calling in for a grill and some charcoal.
Please do not feed the animals.
“so if your not married by the time your 10 years old, we’ll get married okay? don’t worry bout the ring, keep that tooth fairy money”
…i would still give my foot to be her personal
cunnilingus attendant / motorboat mechanic
Anyone who buys their own engagement rings should be locked up.
I don’t remember it happening like this in Lost…
She looks like she’s about to Sandusky the kid with the green stick.
filming an EVP session for ‘Ghost Bachelor Hunt’
Youth transmogrifying machine-CHECK
One unlucky child to drain her essence-CHECK
Green hand held start mechanism-CHECK
LET’S GET THIS BITCH ROLLIN’!!!!!
So, kid, I’ve got these three rings see?…Wait you’re not a boy?WHHHYYYYYYYYY????!!!!!!
Illuminati lizards doesn’t usually bother to cage their babies before they drink their blood.
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