superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    We’re gonna need a bigger yellow taxi

  2. “I am here for your pastries…”

  3. On his way to Brighton Beach?

  4. dude

    lookin’ svelte.

  5. I'mCool

    An amusing Gandolfini, with just a hint of De Niro. Leave the bottle.

  6. DeucePickle

    I bet it smells like Gerard Depardieu in there.

  7. CrashHell

    He has Dan Akroyd’s nose from Nothing But Trouble…yep, THAT nose.

  8. Minky Wail

    Not shown: Team of Clydesdales pulling the taxi

  9. Jack the stripper

    Fuckin’ Russkie!!!

  10. “Your going to want to give that cab about 35…45 minutes”

  11. meeps!!

    Cracken released…

  12. Holy cow, I would not have recognized Christian Bale here if it weren’t for the jacket.

  13. SomeRandomChic

    Gerard Depardon’t.

  14. Hank

    They finally caught the ogre that ate that french actor

  15. Mark B

    Who hear remembers the doctor from Canonball Run? Complete with organ music and all.

  16. Skippy86

    Looks like a Winnebago giving birth.

  17. Jenn

    Did he pee in the cab, and if so, who’d know?

  18. Vlad

    I am, how you say? stuck.

  19. TIRES: “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Much better!”

  20. SMB

    …fleeing a rape, no doubt.

  21. In his later years, The Hulk was no longer angry so much as, “Annoyed”. Hence losing his green skin tone and hulking muscles.

  22. It was either that or, “The Credible Bulk”.

  23. I’m sorry. Short bus parking lets out around the back.

  24. “FEE…FIE…FOE…FUM…I smell.

  25. ‘From Russia with Love”

  26. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Russian Spy!

  27. toe jam

    “This is not a banana Ice Cream truck! You Americans trick me again!

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